What you're looking at
A corner of the internet where pharmacy leadership, AI, and real life share
a counter. No jargon, no hype, no “girlboss energy” — just what
actually works on a twelve-hour shift, and after it.
The pharmacist
Two decades behind the counter, the last stretch running one. Staffing,
metrics, prior auths, flu season. Leadership scars: earned, documented,
occasionally funny.
The prompts
AI that drafts the letter, summarizes the guideline, and writes the
schedule email — so the pharmacist can do medicine. If I can use it,
you can use it. (See: haunted scanner, below.)
The life
Fitness, keto, women's health, two kids, and a step count I defend
like a license. Wellness for women who read drug interactions for a
living.
Field notes · from an actual pharmacy
The Prompt Files
Everything below is a real use, from a real pharmacy, run by a real person
who still types with two fingers when supervised. The
glowing bits are where the machine comes in.
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FILE 01 ~30 min each
Prior-auth letters
First draft in forty seconds. The insurer will still say no — but now it’s their turn to do paperwork.
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FILE 02 ~2 hrs a week
Staff schedules
The Tetris nobody applied for. AI does the first pass; I do the diplomacy.
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FILE 03 ~10 min each
Counseling summaries
Plain-English med guides at a sixth-grade reading level, on demand, every time.
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FILE 04 ~1 hr per CE
CE study notes
Twenty pages of guideline in, one page of “what changed and why you care” out.
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FILE 05 ~45 min a week
Staff communication
The “gentle reminder” email — minus the hour spent wordsmithing the word gentle.
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FILE 06 ~1 hr each
Performance reviews
Honest, kind, and specific — drafted before the coffee’s done. Edited by a human with feelings.
Interruption · a confession
Full disclosure: I'm not a tech person.
I have never once set up a printer successfully. I believed — sincerely,
and with witnesses — that our barcode scanner was haunted. It was
unplugged.
Which is exactly why you can trust me on this. Everything I recommend
survived contact with the least technical pharmacist in three counties.
So when I say it's easy — I have receipts.
SPEC 01 No code. None.
If you can text a teenager, you can prompt an AI. Nothing I share requires settings, installs, or a nephew. If a prompt needs a computer-science degree, it doesn’t make the newsletter.
SPEC 02 Tested on shift
Every prompt ran in a real pharmacy before it ran in your inbox — usually mine, usually during flu season, occasionally while someone paged me over the intercom.
SPEC 03 Time back, not "transformation"
I don’t care about disrupting pharmacy. I care about leaving at 6:03 instead of 7:40. The robot handles drafts; the difference goes to my kids and my deadlift.
SPEC 04 Still a pharmacist.
The robot types. The pharmacist decides. Your judgment, your license,
your patient — that part never changes, and no prompt touches it.
Get the Prompt Pack.
25 copy-paste AI prompts that give pharmacists their evening
back. Prior auths, schedules, counseling docs, staff emails, CE
prep — fill in the blanks, paste, done. Free, and designed to be used on
your very next shift.
That email needs one more look — like a prescription with no date.
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